Apr 24, 2014
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A 2012 Headlines Wish List

 

A headline more believable than "Hope and Change"

With a hectic Christmas season in the rear view mirror and the seriousness of new years resolutions upon us, now is the perfect time for a humor break.  What follows is an eclectic mix of headlines comprised of wishful thinking and digs at our current Failure-in Chief. But, mostly headlines that (I hope) get a few laughs. 

That notwithstanding, these fictitious headlines are more reality- based than a predictably slanted AP headline such as, “WORLD ENDS TOMORROW – WOMEN AND MINORITIES HARDEST HIT”.

As a “Tea Party Daddy”, I like to think I am passing on eternal values. The lesson of my blog today is to pay heed to the Book of Ecclesiastes which says there is a time and a season for everything. That means there is a time for seriousness and a time for being light-hearted. With that in mind, feel free to add a few headlines of your own in the Comments section.

 

DEMOCRATIC PARTY CALLS IT QUITS – CITES LACK OF INTEREST

OCCUPY NUMBERS DWINDLE AS MARIJUANA HARVEST SEASON BEGINS

PRESIDENT-ELECT BACHMANN MEASURES  DRAPES IN THE WHITE HOUSE

OCCUPIERS EVICTED FOR VIOLATION OF BODY ODOR ORDINANCE

PELOSI CALLS FOR OBAMACARE REPEAL– NO BOTOX COVERAGE

OBAMA GIVES REFUND TO DISENFRANCHISED TAXPAYERS, PRINTS MORE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT

BARNEY FRANK JAILED FOR DESTROYING ECONOMY

OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE REVEALS NAME IS KARL MARX JR

OBAMA OUTRAGED AFTER CONSTITUTION WINDS UP ON DESK

TEA PARTY STATUE ERECTED NEAR WASHINGTON MEMORIAL

REAGAN’S FACE CARVED ON MOUNT RUSHMORE

INCOMING PRESIDENT DECLARES SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS NOT A HATE CRIME

OBAMA JUSTICE DEPT STING JAILS BIBLE READERS AND GUN OWNERS

 

and, last but not least

 

ON EVE OF IOWA CAUCUS OBAMA ENDORSES HILLARY CLINTON – SAYS HE DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE AND SHE HAS BIGGER CAJONES THAN HIM ANYWAY

But seriously folks…those of us in the Tea Party movement have important work to do in the year ahead. With God’s grace, we will be champions for what is right, the American people, and will stop Obama’s “fundamental transformation” of this great country. Let’s saddle up and ride to the sound of the guns. From one patriot to another, I wish you all a Happy New Year.

teapartydaddy

Creator and co-author of a long-running and popular Op-Ed column – “Left vs. Right” (published weekly in the Sioux City Journal for five years), Tea Party Daddy is advancing tea party principles now and for the next generation.

Tea Party Daddy is a father of three whose ages range from Kindergarten to college. Born and raised in South Dakota, he now resides in Nebraska and is proud to serve alongside his fellow tea party warriors shining the light of truth.
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1 Comment

  1. carlos estrella

    January 17, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    A video of Obama's Accomplishments http://youtu.be/5PS04qD63Tg

    Barack Obama His Accomplishments as a Clone of Jimmy Carter. A musical expression with Narration.

    please pass it along. Thank you

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