With a hectic Christmas season in the rear view mirror and the seriousness of new years resolutions upon us, now is the perfect time for a humor break. What follows is an eclectic mix of headlines comprised of wishful thinking and digs at our current Failure-in Chief. But, mostly headlines that (I hope) get a few laughs.
That notwithstanding, these fictitious headlines are more reality- based than a predictably slanted AP headline such as, “WORLD ENDS TOMORROW – WOMEN AND MINORITIES HARDEST HIT”.
As a “Tea Party Daddy”, I like to think I am passing on eternal values. The lesson of my blog today is to pay heed to the Book of Ecclesiastes which says there is a time and a season for everything. That means there is a time for seriousness and a time for being light-hearted. With that in mind, feel free to add a few headlines of your own in the Comments section.
DEMOCRATIC PARTY CALLS IT QUITS – CITES LACK OF INTEREST
OCCUPY NUMBERS DWINDLE AS MARIJUANA HARVEST SEASON BEGINS
PRESIDENT-ELECT BACHMANN MEASURES DRAPES IN THE WHITE HOUSE
OCCUPIERS EVICTED FOR VIOLATION OF BODY ODOR ORDINANCE
PELOSI CALLS FOR OBAMACARE REPEAL– NO BOTOX COVERAGE
OBAMA GIVES REFUND TO DISENFRANCHISED TAXPAYERS, PRINTS MORE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT
BARNEY FRANK JAILED FOR DESTROYING ECONOMY
OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE REVEALS NAME IS KARL MARX JR
OBAMA OUTRAGED AFTER CONSTITUTION WINDS UP ON DESK
TEA PARTY STATUE ERECTED NEAR WASHINGTON MEMORIAL
REAGAN’S FACE CARVED ON MOUNT RUSHMORE
INCOMING PRESIDENT DECLARES SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS NOT A HATE CRIME
OBAMA JUSTICE DEPT STING JAILS BIBLE READERS AND GUN OWNERS
and, last but not least
ON EVE OF IOWA CAUCUS OBAMA ENDORSES HILLARY CLINTON – SAYS HE DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE AND SHE HAS BIGGER CAJONES THAN HIM ANYWAY
But seriously folks…those of us in the Tea Party movement have important work to do in the year ahead. With God’s grace, we will be champions for what is right, the American people, and will stop Obama’s “fundamental transformation” of this great country. Let’s saddle up and ride to the sound of the guns. From one patriot to another, I wish you all a Happy New Year.