Obama’s Winning Endorsement?


By Mr. Curmudgeon:

Two days before the election of all elections, a coveted celebrity endorsement was released in the form of a column appearing on the Huffington Post website. With the mainstream media reporting polls showing President Obama and challenger Mitt Romney neck-and-neck (nonsense), hope and change found an eleventh-hour savior in Paul Rubens – known to you, your kids and Sarasota vice cops as Pee-Wee Herman.

“It struck me that the choice I’ll be making Tuesday is like going for store-bought ice cream when it’s obvious what you really need is homemade frozen custard,” said the man who pleaded no contest to charges stemming from his arrest for masturbating at an adult theater in Sarasota, Florida, “President Obama is like the delicious frozen custard you’d get at Kohr’s. President Obama has the 1.4 percent egg yolk solids needed to run this country,” wrote Rubens.

President Obama certainly attracts an interesting crowd. The kind of strange misfits the media insist are in the “mainstream.” Rubens is just one of countless bizarre constituents that form the base of the Democratic Party.

As of yet, there has been no official reaction from the Obama campaign. My guess is they are all taking hot showers at the thought of having to shake Pee-Wee’s hand.


  1. You can tell we're close to the end.This is trash.Just what u would expect from TEA BAGGERS and yes i know THE OTHER SIDE DOES IT TO.And it's just as DEPLORABLE.

    • It is interesting how you try to come across all "balanced" in your approach that both sides publish "trash" about the other, but your use of the words "tea baggers" advertises loud and clear what and who you really are. How is your use of that term not just as trashy and "deplorable"?

    • Tea Baggers eh? Leave it to a liberal to come up with a vile, offensive discriptive..
      By the way, if we are "Tea Baggers", how does it feel to have us stand over YOUR face? Open your mouth troll.

      Teabagger; Slang; (profanity, vulgar) a (male) person who engages in the sexual act of inserting the scrotum or testicles into the mouth of another person. Any person who engages in the act of teabagging.

  2. How is it DEPLORABLE? It's true, it's quoted, it's right there…*LOL* Don't shoot the messenger, tcidda.*LOL*

  3. No wonder Pee Wee used to laugh like that. I used to root for Pee Wee to make a comeback, but no more after this.

  4. Ice cream is an interesting analogy. Here is one. Ice cream entices you with the promise of good things, but those egg yolks actually promote cardiovascular disease, and the casein feeds growing cancer cells, and the sugar and fat together promote diabetes; all of which lead to death. Certainly not what you thought you were being fed.

  5. ew! bleh! gag! Knowing that God really does see & hear everything, I still find myself praying, "Did you see that? Please, please, please this country with a Romney landslide.