Right now we have the ISIS thing going. ISIS has cut so many heads off they must have King Henry VIII spinning in his grave. The MODERATE Saudis kill a boatload every week, too, but they are our “allies” so we give them a pass. Iran, heck, same thing. They prefer a thing called a “suspension” hanging. That’s where you put the rope around some guy’s neck, who’s crime was having sex with an unprotected goat or something, use a crane to hoist him up, and the crowd spins around shouting, “Allah Akbar,” while the condemned twists and turns for the edification of the faithful.
There are two books in MonkeyLand. The “Holy” Qu’ran, of course, and another titled, “How To Beat The Devil Out Of Your Wife For Fun And Prophet.” Every word the “Prophet” ever said, when he wasn’t sweating on top of his five year old “wife,” is considered “inspired.” Oh, and they have a thousand explanations as to why the “Prophet” had to have sex with the Arabian Shirley Temple. I suppose, but I try to make my girlfriends a little taller than my KNEES! I kinda know why they do this. It’s because by the time a Muslim chick turns eighteen or so, they’re so butt-ugly they have to wear a sack cloth to avoid scaring off all the goats.
So why do they do all this? Well, to make a long story short, it beats working. To construct a viable government, and economic system like the ones all the was from China to Dallas is alien to Muslims. Their “system” fails every time, and when the world rushes in to sanitize that toilette it’s always somebody ELSE’S fault. I give you ISIS! Now, I’m going to be up front with you. It would take the United States Navy about one day to turn ISIS into WASWAS. That’s including coffee breaks and chow. So, why don’t we do that? We aren’t doing that because the world is becoming hip to the fact that of we crush ISIS, next year there’ll just be another group pop up and go charging across the desert waving Qu’rans and AK-47s. Why? Go right back to the first line of this article. The Christians claim that they are “of the devil.” Nope! The Devil has standards. Even HE waited until little Reagan turned twelve before introducing her to his version of blood on the cross. They’re just lazy and stupid. Swat them camels, swat them camels!
Having Muslims in your country is a little like having that unemployed brother in law living in your back bedroom with his crack-head girlfriend. He’s “family” so you gotta “love” him, but you sure wish he’d get an overdose some day. The West has GOT to wise up. Britain didn’t. They let these roaches in and soon found that there wasn’t enough Orkin in the WORLD to get rid of them. For a nation that gave us Scotch and Irish Catholics to put up with that is beyond me! I hope the US doesn’t fall to that lunacy next. Hey, I’m getting more professional! I did this whole article about these towel heads and didn’t use one bad word. Chrystal Lee will be so proud!
Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin