Hillary’s Pantsuit Is On Fire


Of course you’ve heard the phrase, “Liar liar, pants on fire!” Well, Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit is hotter than chicken grease friends and neighbors. Let me fill you in on how conniving, low, and stupid the idol of the Left really is. Now, she’s the heir apparent to the White House. She’s a shoe in for the nomination, her husband is looking for a Hillary scandalnew rendezvous with Monica, and Obama, having pretty much finished the destruction of America is about to retire to Kenya with Michael. Life is good. Her opponent is a loud mouth real estate broker who has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the nomination, much less the election. Hillary could run this campaign in her bathrobe and slippers. So, what does she do? She hires Putin and the boys to dig dirt on the republican candidate.

I crappith thee NOT! Clinton and the DNC paid the Kremlin for a dossier on Trump, and then gave it to James Comey who took it to Obama, and they all had a love fest in the Oval Office. I’d like to interject here that this is probably the reason the FBI couldn’t catch that school teacher who skipped across the country with a fifteen year old girl who was eventually caught by some hippy out in California. I feel so served and protected!

All the while Trump was calling the whole Russian investigation a witch hunt, and voila, the real witch is now burning at the stake! And Robert Mueller? Don’t get me started. He KNEW all this, people. He’s stomping all over Capitol Hill like he’s got good sense, calling for grand juries and interviewing Trump’s kids, and all the time he knew this was another Clinton scam. Hillary’s globe trotting, promoting her book, “What Happened.”  What happened? YOU happened, Hillary!

Hillary, Yoko Ono’s girlfriend, contender for the presidency, the liberal’s poster child couldn’t even win a rigged election. Her book was so bad that her husband even trashed it…LITERALLY! From Benghazi To Uranium sales to emails to the Kremlin Hillary has left a world wide slimmey trail that the left cannot ignore. The Left accuses the president of everything. They even accuse him of hurricanes! Going on and on about Puerto Rico. What about Hait  Those folks thought they had it bad until Hurricane Hillary blew in. She actually divised a way to rob BROKE people. Now that’s slick. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Do you smell the smoke?

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