Jesus is the Ultimate Psychologist

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Jesus is the ultimate psychologist. Modern psychology is a load of crap! The concentration of the news media on tons of ancient sexual abuse is two things: A Jesus psychologist political ploy and the complete failure of psychiatric theory, putting it into the same realm as an Indian witch doctor blowing cigar smoke up someone’s ass to cure colon cancer.

No one, and I repeat NO ONE can fathom the human mind. Psychology offers no cure. If you put two psychologists on a witness stand you’ll get two divergent opinions, and I do mean opinions because their theories are supported by absolutely no forensic facts. Little girl averts her eyes because she’s embarrassed at a question, she must be abused. Grandpa kisses a grandchild, he must be a pedophile! Little boy eats too fast, he must be starved. Woman upset because her dad died, she must be depressed and needs medication, LOTS of medication!

These people are revered  as doctors when point of fact is they use the same techniques as a Tarot Card reader. You might as well go to Penn and Teller for an opinion. At least they’ll snatch a quarter out of your ear. You’ll come away a quarter richer. Endless hours of therapy produce endless dollars for a pseudo science that is nothing more than mental chiropractic hocus pokus! And nothing gets better!

Inside of every human mind and heart is a cure. It’s called Jesus. A cure planted there by the Creator that can be accessed through introspection with a thing called prayer. Ask and you shall receive. Knock, and the door will open. This is not to say that there are not deranged people in the world. This is saying that endless torture by a so-called professional will not do it. The very fact that patients must return again and again proves they have no answers and if the patient finds their way to a happy place that path was there all the time and the “doctor” had nothing to do with it!

Jesus, or whatever you may call Him, is the ultimate psychologist. All of the writings form the time Freud discovered he hated his mother until some therapist diddled a little girl last week are useless. You have been duped mankind! You have been mindfreaked! Wake up and smell the coffee, lots of it. It’ll do you a lot more good than that bottle of pills your shrink gave you. Look inward. The answer lies there. Try it. You’ll be amazed, and don’t be embarrassed when it works.

Bill the Butcher
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