Southwest 1380, we’re single engine

A tale of two women

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Tammie Shults

 

 

 

“Southwest 1380, we’re single engine,” Tammie Jo Shults, a former fighter pilot with the U.S. Navy, said. “We have part of the aircraft missing so we’re going to need to slow down a bit.” She asked for medical personnel to meet her aircraft on the runway. “We’ve got injured passengers.”

“We have part of the aircraft missing so we’re going to need to slow down a bit.”

Heroes come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. It’s not written in stone that they have to be men, either. I’m gonna depart from my usual misogynistic mindset to bow on one knee before a very great lady. When the left engine blew apart yesterday, she calmly reported it as is she had a flat tire, and brought one hundred and fifty nine souls from thirty thousand feet to the tarmac in Philly! In passing, please note it was the LEFT engine that blew, and not the right one. Thought I’d just say that.

Her heart, nerves, and good ol’ Navy training, yeah, that’s right, she is a former Navy fighter pilot, brought the stricken plane down safely. The pilot didn’t panic, defer to the man sitting beside her, or faint. Captain Shults  preserved, adapted, improvised! I believe Captain Shults could’ve landed that plane with NO engines.

Of late, we’ve are being barraged by women under the “Me Too” banner. From so called sexual assaults supposedly occurring twenty years ago to ones that popped up only after a man wins the most surprising election victory since Truman beat Dewey. The line to the courthouse stretches around the block. But, Tammie is an AmeriCAN!

 

While Captain Shults stepped from her Southwest 737 yesterday, Stormy Daniels was stepping in front of a dozen microphones with the liberal media in ecstasy, talking about her alleged $130,000 trick she pulled off twelve years ago. That’s the left’s hero. Tammie is mine!

If there were any justice in the world that would have been Stormy Daniels on her way to service her next “John!”

Tammie’s act of steel nerved bravery will go way over the vagina capped heads of the Me Too generation. This morning there are one hundred and fifty nine people whose minds are clear like mountain lake! She lost one passenger. Out of her control as she gripped the yoke, and wrestled the 737 to the ground. One poor lady, a business woman, was sucked out of a window, and killed by flying bits of metal from the exploding engine. If there were any justice in the world that would have been Stormy Daniels on her way to service her next “John!”

Bill the Butcher

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