ANTIFA’S Austin Adventure

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ANTIFAWhat seems to work for ANTIFA in California runs into a few snags in Austin. Yesterday was the big day for the Diaperinas as they marched on the Capitol. Complete with masks, ugly chicks, and potty mouths, the Millennials descended on the Lone Star State with the ferocity of a savage rabbit. Unfortunately CJ Grisham, the Texas Militia and a few hundred good old guys and gals showed up to rain on their parade.

These Were Bad Men and The Whores Weren’t Ladies Pt II

As CJ and others spoke from the steps of the State Capitol, sirens, whistles, and drums were employed by the Kindergarten Class in an attempt to silence the words washing over the crowd. So many were beating drums that I thought it was a rally for Indian rights at the Four Corners. CJ very smoothly called them every name in the book, and even alluded to their self indulgent sex practices. Then a black speaker explained to this new strain of the Klan just what racism is, aptly pointing out a distinct lack of black faces among their ranks.

Of course, in the sweet by and by, at least one of them slipped on a banana peel or something and wound up picking himself up off the ground, but that’s none of my business. I guess this is that Civil War That everyone’s been talking about.

Hey, North Carolina, California, Pennsylvania, New York, and all the ships at sea, THIS is how you handle insurrectionists! This is how you take care of a bunch of smart mouth kids who come slithering out of their mama’s basement to try and tear the country down.

They don’t have a plan. When American Voice Radio host, Doc Greene tried repeatedly to interview them he was met with vulgar insults and asking who he was. DUDES! YOU’RE the ones with the masks on!

In Texas this is gonna wind up badly for ANTIFA. First of all, Texans love a good fight. We fight in bars where everyone is getting along. And ANTIFA may have those masks, but they don’t have no cattle. All mask and no cattle. Hey! I just made that up.

I want to give ANTIFA some pointers. Get some chicks. The hippies had chicks. The Black Panthers have chicks. Even the Gay Liberation has chicks. I don’t know what they do with them, but they have ‘em. Get some girls that look like girls. I completely understand the masks on ANTIFA girls. I’ve been looking for a hot ANTIFA girl for over a year, and I’m still looking.

Next, bring beer. You’re just too high strung. And all that stomping around in the Texas heat? A twelve pack will go a long way in taking the edge off. That, and when you’re at the Capitol the University Of Texas is just right around the corner. HEY! The beer may attract coeds! Chicks!

Get a vocabulary. If I can do it, you can do it. All you do is drop “F” bombs all the time. I don’t know why you obsess over that word. I mean, you ain’t got no chicks. Maybe CJ had a point there, but I digress.

Finally, do your riots in the winter in Texas. Do you know how hard it is for the rest of us to turn out to beat you down in one hundred and five degrees? And we HAVE beer and chicks. But what can you do. Hey! Why don’t you guys go back to SoCal. They have girls there, and about the same IQ as you do. Oh yeah, is this article misogynistic enough for ya?Butcher Shop

 

There were more people of color on our side today

Posted by James Greene Sr. on Saturday, August 18, 2018

Today’s rally in Austin Tx State Rep Michael Flynn and CJ Grisham

Posted by James Greene Sr. on Saturday, August 18, 2018

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