Wednesday, November 14, 2018
Jimmy Fallon

Lame Duck Jimmy Fallen

What’s worse than a lame duck politician? A lame duck comedian. What’s worse than a lame duck comedian? One that’s the host of the...
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Straw Poll

Just when you think California can’t “Californicate” any more it finds a brand new wrinkle in the beach blanket. Straws are now the cause...
Ingrown Toenail

The Saga Of The Ingrown Toenail

The Saga Of The Ingrown Toenail  . . . began Monday when I got out of bed. It’s anyone’s guess what vexed my big toe...
Rosie the Weldervideo

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven

Get your Biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed. If you’re triggered by misogyny better go to Bill Mahr’s site right...
Girl putting on makeup

From The Mind of a Dumb Ole Biker From Alvin Texas

From the Mind of a Dumb ole Biker from Alvin, Texas WOMEN! Well since I'm on the subject, Lets really take a look at something....
Weird Wilbur Rides Againvideo

Weird Wilbur Rides Again

Weird Wilbur Rides Again was an album I put out in Nashville back in ’93. It was a real set. Real studio, real studio...
Dance Monkey Dancevideo

Dance Monkey Dance

Dance Monkey Dance. I didn’t write this, don’t know who did, but they nailed it. We are all so tired of Hollywood celebrities using...
Gay Cake Toppervideo

Two Homosexuals Walk Into A Bar And Ask For A Cake

Two homosexuals walked in a bar and ordered a cake. That’s called humor. If you’ve been at it as long as I have, you...
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As Hominem

Ad Hominem ad ho·mi·nem ˌad ˈhämənəm/Submit adverb & adjective 1. (of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining. Ad Hominem is the...

Ramadan…A Fast with a Menu

Now as to the word Ramadan itself, which comes from the Arabic root word, “ar-Ramad,” notice that one cannot spell Ramadan, ar-Ramad, or for that matter “Muhammad” without including the word “mad”...the very word which tells everything one really needs to know regarding the true meaning of Ramadan.
SNL Skit

There’s a Storm a Coming

A Storm is a Coming? So quoted the highest paid call girl in America on Saturday Night Live. Alex Baldwin, you remember, the guy...
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Don’t Mess With Texas

Don’t Mess With Texas. I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could. Actually, I was born in Shreveport,...
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Putin Is A Pimp!

I now have the logical conclusion to the Mueller investigation. Putin is a pimp! Wait, work with me on this. I looked at the...
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The Sarah Huckabee Sanders Roast

  Watched the Sarah Huckabee Roast last night. I usually give wide latitude to comedians. Being a comedy writer myself, I understand the fine line...
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Bias Opinion

If you want to get a totally biased opinion of a man, just ask his ex-wife. Stumbled upon a YouTube video last night, which...

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Mitch McConnell: How to Win Without Doing Anything

The best summary of the 2018 mid–term elections came from National Review, that hotbed of Never Trumpism. David French wrote, “Republicans solidified their theoretical...
California

Pray For California

Pray for California. Although I don’t like California’s politics, I love the state, and it’s people. I spent considerable time there in 2011-2012. I’ve...
Trump

Donald Trump May Be The Most Honest President In History

President Trump may be the most honest president in history. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he stretches the truth during press conferences, but he doesn’t stretch...