Saturday, March 23, 2019
Divorce

The Winter Divorce

I prefer summer divorces to winter ones. Being married six times I’m really up on the divorce thing. It comes with practice. The first...
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Gravelings

What does the confirmation of Judge Kavanaugh mean? The end of the gravelings. I’ll explain. As this debate raged on I was binging on...
Something Light

Let’s Go With Something Light

The Let’s go with something light today. Brother Theo and I have nightly discussions on current, and past events. Of late they have been...
Jimmy Fallon

Lame Duck Jimmy Fallen

What’s worse than a lame duck politician? A lame duck comedian. What’s worse than a lame duck comedian? One that’s the host of the...
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Straw Poll

Just when you think California can’t “Californicate” any more it finds a brand new wrinkle in the beach blanket. Straws are now the cause...
Ingrown Toenail

The Saga Of The Ingrown Toenail

The Saga Of The Ingrown Toenail  . . . began Monday when I got out of bed. It’s anyone’s guess what vexed my big toe...
Rosie the Weldervideo

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven

Get your Biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed. If you’re triggered by misogyny better go to Bill Mahr’s site right...
Girl putting on makeup

From The Mind of a Dumb Ole Biker From Alvin Texas

From the Mind of a Dumb ole Biker from Alvin, Texas WOMEN! Well since I'm on the subject, Lets really take a look at something....
Weird Wilbur Rides Againvideo

Weird Wilbur Rides Again

Weird Wilbur Rides Again was an album I put out in Nashville back in ’93. It was a real set. Real studio, real studio...
Dance Monkey Dancevideo

Dance Monkey Dance

Dance Monkey Dance. I didn’t write this, don’t know who did, but they nailed it. We are all so tired of Hollywood celebrities using...
Gay Cake Toppervideo

Two Homosexuals Walk Into A Bar And Ask For A Cake

Two homosexuals walked in a bar and ordered a cake. That’s called humor. If you’ve been at it as long as I have, you...
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As Hominem

Ad Hominem ad ho·mi·nem ˌad ˈhämənəm/Submit adverb & adjective 1. (of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining. Ad Hominem is the...

Ramadan…A Fast with a Menu

Now as to the word Ramadan itself, which comes from the Arabic root word, “ar-Ramad,” notice that one cannot spell Ramadan, ar-Ramad, or for that matter “Muhammad” without including the word “mad”...the very word which tells everything one really needs to know regarding the true meaning of Ramadan.
SNL Skit

There’s a Storm a Coming

A Storm is a Coming? So quoted the highest paid call girl in America on Saturday Night Live. Alex Baldwin, you remember, the guy...
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Don’t Mess With Texas

Don’t Mess With Texas. I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could. Actually, I was born in Shreveport,...

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CigarBox – Another Meeting

Barbara was beginning to get a little fed up with this cat and mouse game that Mike’s parents...

Democrats Owe Reparations to Black America

https://frankaquila.wordpress.com/2019/03/13/democrats-owe-reparations-to-black-america/ The Democrat Party has a dark history against Black America, including the formation of the Ku Klux...

I Don’t Like Writing CPS Stories

I don’t like writing CPS articles. For one they are depressing. The only time I considered quitting...